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ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
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