So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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