She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
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