We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
the black eye was caused by a 12 year old girl in a vampire costume who punched you in the face after you aggresively screamed "TEAM JACOB!" in her face & howled at the moon...
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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