There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
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