I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
You know you've been on Tinder too long when you're the guy cropped out of the profile pic. Of a woman you're still seeing...
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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