they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
The bouncer was kicking me out and I put up my finger for him to wait while I chugged the rest of my drink..all he could say is "are you serious right now?"
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
