Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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