I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
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