You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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