Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
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