Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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