After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
Why did I wake up with condoms on all my fingers?
Considering the girl you hooked up with, I'd be concerned about not having one on your penis.
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
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