thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
... drunk me broke the coffee table?
STOP TALKING ABOUT YOURSELF IN THE THIRD PERSON. YOU DID THE THING.
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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