question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
upper decked the toilet at the restaurant that wouldn't let me pee there yesterday
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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