thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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