i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
My lunch = taste testing salsas for A&P. They gave me a free 64oz grape juice as a thank you. So, now we have something to drink in the house. So while you are spending all the money on breakfast rolls and pizza for lunch, I'm cigaretteless and whoring myself for tablespoons of salsa and free juice.
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
Things were going really well until his cousin showed up. She told him I look kind of like his mom, which started a ten-minute debate on my and his mother's specific features, and ultimately, who is prettier. Guess who my date picked.
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
Randomize
