How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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