When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
Today's weekday brunch started at 2pm, and consisted of $7 of sandwich and $50 of cocktails. Also, I hustled the bartender for about $3 playing nickel poker, but he may have been letting me win. Either way, he didn't get into my pants.
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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