She announced her abortion via fbk
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
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