how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
Walking out of our apartment this morning to go to class, I saw a sticky note on the front door that said "get tested." The door was unlocked so did you bring some stranger back last night? I'm assuming you weren't referring to me...
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
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