p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
It's just like the Real World with babies
I just got my inseam measured in raffle tickets by a drag queen. Being fondled for charity is awesome.
I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
Randomize
