why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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