Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
What a dumb baby whore.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
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