Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
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