IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
He’s going to a lawnmower race. I got a Brazilian and he’s racing a lawnmower race. Pick me up. I’m not wasting this waxing on John Deer
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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