never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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