Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
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