lets start a swedish sibling band together
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
Randomize