Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
two words...techno handjob
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
You made me take you back to Mcdonalds so you could yell at the guy for not giving you enough ketchup packets
I vaguely recall french fries...
You then proceeded to call your mom and tell her you weren't coming home because you were "tripping balls"
Sweet...
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
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