i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, you're a dumbass
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
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