I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
I woke up with the new contact "Britney Both Nipples Pierced"... how do you think the night went?
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
Sorry I didn't pick up for your booty call. I usually am asleep at 4:00 on Thursdays. Like a normal person.
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
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