i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
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