Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
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I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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