So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
Current dream situation- Gordon Ramsey is my Uber driver and he's hauling around a backseat filled with chocolate covered açai berries. I'm good for eternity.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize
