why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
I ripped my favorite bra in half last night while I was undressing in a drunken rage.
What was the rage all about?
He wouldn't stop to let me get McDonald's french fries.
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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