The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
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