Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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