i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
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