Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
He googled the address of the bar, then sent me a text saying "6.3 miles. Too far. :( Apparently I am only worth a 5 mile radius.
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
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