So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Do you know my vagina holds 14 pints of water?
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
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