Nothing commands respect in a meeting like Jack Daniels on the breath. You're fine.
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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