so... i had sex tonight
with a midget
nicccce tits for a little person
and you said cock pushups were impossible
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
Randomize
