I created a new tequila drink. it is a mix of excitement and fear instilled in innocent people.
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
She's the barista slut.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
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