I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
he quoted the bible to break up with me
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
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