I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
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