it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
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