My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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