does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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