how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
My friend wants your phone number so you can teach her how to take a beer bong. She saw you doing them last night and got jealous.
Just tell her to open her throat. I don't want to talk to anyone who is jealous of someone who woke up this morning with a cat in their shirt as a result of that glorious beer bonging skill.
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
Officially hit an ultimate low today. I was so hung-over I threw up on the ground in front of the jousting display in the London tower. But on a positive note, Brits are very understanding when you vomit on their history.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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