just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
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