what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
NoShamevember. You game?
I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
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