4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
I just googled, "what type of cured meat does my face taste like", and one of the top results was, "The Definitive Guide to Bacon." I couldn't make this up if I tried.
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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