Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
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Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
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