A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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