You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
I knocked on some strangers door, you didn't have to give me a fake hotel room number
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
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