My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
I had to sit there with his three fat aunts talking about a bunch of 50 Shades knockoff books.
I felt like a taxi, but my meter was running up minutes he would be eating me out that night.
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
You're breaking my sexual little heart
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
Randomize
