things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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