I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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